Let’s be honest — your love life might be chilly, but this sweatshirt is on fire 🔥. Our “My Sweatshirt Is Ugly but It Still Gets More Action Than I Do” ugly Christmas sweatshirt says what everyone’s thinking at the holiday party… so you don’t have to.
This unapologetically loud and cozy unisex sweatshirt delivers peak festive sarcasm — complete with nutcrackers, ornaments, and candy canes that scream “I tried… kind of.” Whether you’re sipping spiked eggnog, dodging awkward family questions, or winning the ugly sweater contest, this soft cotton-poly blend has your back (literally).
🎄 Details:
Unisex fit — for anyone brave enough to wear it
Soft, warm cotton-poly blend
High-quality print that survives even your worst laundry days
Perfect for Christmas parties, Secret Santa, or roasting chestnuts and your ex
Because if you can’t be the hottest thing under the mistletoe… at least your sweatshirt can.
Disclaimer: - Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
.: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content varies for different colors) .: Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²)) .: Classic fit .: Tear-away label