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Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

Wake Me After The Update T-Shirt

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This lightweight, breathable tee carries a wink for anyone who lives by release notes and late-night patches. The soft Airlume combed cotton feels smooth against the skin while the clean crew neckline and retail fit sit neatly under hoodies or blazers. A bold, minimal front print reads like a private joke — low-key, confident, and ready for coffee-fueled sprints or slow weekend debugging. Wear it to meetups, coding nights, or lazy recovery days after a marathon update; it blends into everyday wardrobes while announcing your programmer-friendly sense of humor.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting structure
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- Print methods: DTF or DTG on sleeves/labels ensure crisp, vibrant designs
- REACH certified; Bella+Canvas sourced blanks with ethical manufacturing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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