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He Doesn’t Cry! AI Humor T-Shirt White

He Doesn’t Cry! AI Humor T-Shirt White

He Doesn’t Cry! AI Humor T-Shirt White

He Doesn’t Cry! AI Humor T-Shirt White

He Doesn’t Cry! AI Humor T-Shirt White

He Doesn’t Cry! AI Humor T-Shirt White

He Doesn’t Cry! AI Humor T-Shirt White

He Doesn’t Cry! AI Humor T-Shirt White

He Doesn’t Cry! AI Humor T-Shirt White

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Parenting just got an upgrade! This retro-futuristic tee captures every modern parent’s dream: a baby that doesn’t cry, eat, or drink. Yes, he’s got robot legs—and yes, he’s a total game changer.

Perfect for sleep-deprived moms, sci-fi dads, and anyone with a sense of humor about how wild parenting can be in the AI age.

💥 Great gift for new parents, tech geeks, or anyone who’s thought, “There’s got to be a better way.”

💥 Guaranteed to spark double takes and belly laughs

💥 A hilarious baby shower hit or conversation starter for AI-lovers

Say goodbye to diapers and midnight feedings—robot baby’s got it covered.

Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for extra durability.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance.
- Elastic ribbed collar maintains shape wash after wash.
- Made from specially spun fibers for a strong, smooth fabric.
- Ethically produced, featuring 100% US cotton for sustainability.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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