SoCal Life by the Beach

Turns out robots still haven’t quite figured out the whole “holiday party” thing.

While humans drink eggnog and sing off-key to Mariah Carey, these festive bots rolled in with Windex, a vacuum, and way too much enthusiasm for sanitizing.

🎉 Robot Ugly Sweater Party?
More like Robot Winter Deep-Cleaning Session™.

If your idea of a holiday bash includes:
✨ sparkling windows
✨ immaculate flooring
✨ someone aggressively disinfecting the fireplace
…congratulations — you party like a robot.

This hilarious tee is perfect for tech lovers, AI nerds, and anyone who appreciates a good algorithm AND a good laugh. Wear it to your holiday gathering and watch people try to decide whether to laugh or ask where you keep the microfiber cloths.

And yes — this shirt is guaranteed to become a conversation piece at your holiday party or a highly-stealable White Elephant gift (brace yourself for festive chaos).

Ready to celebrate, sanitize, and sparkle?
Add to cart — and bring the Windex. 🤖🧽🎄

Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

.: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label

Let’s be honest — your love life might be chilly, but this sweatshirt is on fire 🔥.
Our “My Sweatshirt Is Ugly but It Still Gets More Action Than I Do” ugly Christmas sweatshirt says what everyone’s thinking at the holiday party… so you don’t have to.

This unapologetically loud and cozy unisex sweatshirt delivers peak festive sarcasm — complete with nutcrackers, ornaments, and candy canes that scream “I tried… kind of.” Whether you’re sipping spiked eggnog, dodging awkward family questions, or winning the ugly sweater contest, this soft cotton-poly blend has your back (literally).

🎄 Details:

• Unisex fit — for anyone brave enough to wear it

• Soft, warm cotton-poly blend

• High-quality print that survives even your worst laundry days

• Perfect for Christmas parties, Secret Santa, or roasting chestnuts and your ex

Because if you can’t be the hottest thing under the mistletoe… at least your sweatshirt can.

Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

.: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label

Bring the holiday chaos in the funniest way possible with this “I Came to Sleigh and Make Bad Decisions” Santa shirt. Perfect for office parties, family gatherings, or anyone who treats the holiday season like a comedy event.

The bold retro artwork pops on both dark and light shirts, making it a great conversation piece at any party — and yes, it’s absolutely stealable in a White Elephant exchange. If you love funny Christmas shirts with personality, this one sleighs every time.

• Retro Santa graphic
• Perfect for office & family parties
• Great conversation starter
• Hilarious White Elephant gift
• Ideal for holiday photos, events, and parties

Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, casual fit
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and bottom hem with spandex for stretch and recovery
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing construction
- Medium-heavy fabric (approx. 8.4 oz/yd²) — 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester (varies by color)
- Tear-away label and DTF inner neck labeling; REACH certified, made in Bangladesh

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Bring the laid-back spirit of Southern California wherever you go with this vibrant SoCal Life by the Beach sticker! Featuring a retro-cool design with a glowing sun, rolling ocean waves, and swaying palm trees, this high-quality vinyl sticker is perfect for water bottles, laptops, journals, surfboards, or anywhere you want a touch of coastal sunshine. Whether you're a beach lover, surfer, or just vibing with California dreams, this sticker says it all—life is better by the beach.

☀️ Surf. Chill. Repeat. Grab yours today!

Product features
- Vibrant colors produced with eco-solvent ink
- UV protective laminate for durability
- Smooth matte finish
- Premium vinyl that lasts over 5 years
- Waterproof adhesive for indoor and outdoor use

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

Is it heartbreak… or just the future? 😢🤖 This hilarious pop art-style sticker captures the ultimate modern tragedy: getting dumped for artificial intelligence. Bold, nostalgic, and painfully relatable (we see you, ChatGPT lovers), this sticker is the perfect conversation starter for brunch, book club, or therapy.

Featuring a tearful cartoon beauty straight out of a retro comic book, it’s a cheeky reminder that love in the digital age is… complicated.

💥 Makes a great gift for your tech-obsessed friends

💥 Guaranteed to get laughs, double takes, and maybe a few knowing nods

💥 Perfect for pop culture junkies, AI skeptics, and anyone who’s ever shouted “Hey Siri” louder than “I love you”

Whether you’re swiping left on humanity or just have a great sense of humor, this sticker is a punchline that never gets old.

Product features
- Removable adhesive for easy repositioning without residue.
- Water, scratch, and UV resistant for long-lasting vibrancy outdoors.
- Satin finish for a sleek and stylish look.
- Vibrant colors produced using advanced printing techniques.
- Available in four sizes to suit your needs.

Care instructions
- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.

Celebrate the life-changing magic of your yoga practice with this fun, minimalist sticker designed for yoga warriors and wellness seekers alike. Featuring a play on a popular song, this class of stick figures striking the locust pose will surely make people laugh.

This sticker adds a lighthearted, motivating vibe to your daily routine. Whether you're decorating your laptop, planner, yoga journal or water bottle — a reminder smile when you are stretching and Fly Like a Locust!

Product features
- Glossy paper finish provides a scratch-resistant surface.
- Made from durable vinyl with a permanent adhesive for long-lasting use.
- Vibrant colors printed with eco-friendly inks for extraordinary brightness.
- Available in various sizes and options for white or transparent backgrounds.
- Designed for adults, perfect for enhancing indoor decor.

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

Introducing the perfect companion for yoga enthusiasts, weekend travelers, or anyone on the go: our stylish Duffel Bag. This lightweight yet durable bag is designed to effortlessly blend function with fashion. With a sleek, minimalist aesthetic featuring the catchy phrase 'My Fountain of Youth', it radiates a sense of youthful energy and optimism. Ideal for a workout session, a short getaway, or even as a stylish storage solution, this Duffel Bag fits seamlessly into the lives of busy adults who appreciate both practicality and style. It's perfect for the fitness lover, travel enthusiast, or for gifting on occasions like birthdays, holidays, and special celebrations. Let your personality shine while keeping your essentials organized!

Product features
- Durable black double zipper closure for easy access and secure storage.
- Multiple compartments including a main pocket and internal zipper pocket with name tag.
- Adjustable shoulder strap with padded support for comfortable carrying.
- Crafted from 100% polyester Oxford canvas for long-lasting use.
- Available in small and large sizes to suit different needs.

Care instructions
- Dryclean